| # | Player Name | Position | ma | st | ag | av | Player Skills | ij | cp | td | in | cs | vp | sp | Cost |
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| 1 | Torphin | Wardancer | 8 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Tackle, Diving Tackle, Pro, Mighty Blow, Dauntless, Frenzy, HELMET!! | | 5 | 21 | 1 | 28 | 11 | 181 | 120k |
| 2 | Zara Lily-White | Wardancer | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dodge, Leap,Tackle, Mighty Blow | | 1 | 2 | | 1 | 1 | 14 | 120k |
| 3 | | Thrower | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate | | 14 | | | | 2 | 24 | 90k |
| 4 | | Thrower | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass, Sure Hands, Stand Firm | | 6 | 1 | | | 2 | 19 | 90k |
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| 7 | | Lineelf | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | | | | | | | | 70k |
| 8 | | Lineelf | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dodge, Pro | | 1 | 1 | | | 5 | 29 | 70k |
| 9 | | Lineelf | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dodge | | 2 | 1 | | 1 | 1 | 12 | 70k |
| 10 | | Lineelf | 7 | 3 | 5 | 7 | Guard, +AG | | | | | 1 | 2 | 12 | 70k |
| 11 | | Lineelf | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | | | | | | 1 | 5 | 70k |
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| 13 | Woody Long | Treeman | 2 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Stand Firm, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, *Take Root* | | | | | 1 | | 2 | 110k |
| 14 | Velasquez | Human Lineman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow, +MA | | | | | 5 | 4 | 30 | 50k |
| 15 | Drako | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Kick, -AG | | | | | 3 | 2 | 16 | 50k |
| 16 | Eric Cartman | Human Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Stand Firm, Sure Feet | | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 41 | 90k |
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| Team Name: | No Cure For Kudzu | Re-Rolls: | 4 | x $50k = | 200k |
| Race: | Wood Elf | Fan Factor: | 4 | x $10k = | 40k |
| Team Rating: | 224 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 | x $10k = | |
| Treasury: | 0K (Owe Yogi 20K) | Cheerleaders: | 0 | x $10k = | |
| Coach: | SHELL | Apothecary: | 1 | x $50k = | 50k |
| | Team Wizard: | 1 | x $150k = | 150k |
| TOTAL COST OF TEAM: | 1510k |