| Result | Opponent | Race | Score | Cas | Gate | Winnings | Notes & Highlights |
| Loss | Mooners | Dark Elf | 0-4 | 3-3 | 45K | 50K | I was Paid 30K not to let his Player's Strike, his #9 was kidnapped by a press gang and refuse to release him till after his next game. #4 of had the flu for him as well. If the game would have gone as well as the pre-game, I might have won. #8 Died, but with help from Fazz got his son to join the team. #5 was ejected early in the match trying to stop his Minotaur from shredding me. Paid 40K to use his apoth. #6 appears destined for stardom with some great hits. All in all I can't complain for an opening game. |
| Win(forfeit) | Salem Avengers | Dark Elf | 2-0 | 3-0 | 61K | 60K | Not much of a contest, ended by the 5th turn. #6 got elected to the Hall of Fame, and also got the Block skill. FF +2, Bought an Apothecary. |
| Loss | Soul Steelers | Chaos Dwarf | 0-1 | 3-0 | 72K | 60K+50K | Got 50K for not playing bad habits...other than that , a even game where he got a td, and I didn't. |
| Loss | Skinky T and the slick liz | Lizardmen | 0-4 | 2-1 | 76K | 50K+30K | Good money, bad hitting. Oh well at least I didn't lose anyone. Purchased Meathead Smellypits from the Beerbellied Bashers for 150K, hopefully he can teach my guys how to hit instead of push. Traded Nock Willers for Chubba of the Smukboyz. |
| Loss | Smukboyz | Orc | 0-5 | 1-3 | 89K | 70K | You know how you just shouldn't play some games....Traded Nock Willers for Chubba. Got my first(of hopefully many) Magic Helmets. |
| Loss | Blood Axe Neckbreakers | Orc | 0-2 | 2-0 | 98K | 80K | Wow, a stunning first half, my teams great performance was only outdone by his passers shoddy one. Second half my ogres just sat down and acted picked their noses, but still a sign of hope for the future of this team. Bought another re-roll and got my second Magic Helmet in two games. |
| Loss | Ragnarok! | Norse | 0-3 | 2-1 | 90K | 0K(+1FF instead) | I banned his fans from the game in order to lift the spirits of my guys...to an extent it worked. #2 Got +ag, #3 improved his intelligence, and all in all my fan factory went up to (extra fan factor from Large Donation) |
| Loss | Goldcrests Lizards | Lizardmen | 0-1 | 6-0 | 94K | 50K | Close game, would have maybe pulled out the win, if he didn't use a magic sponge at the start of the second half to bring back like 4 or 5 guys. #11 got +St, should have probably taken -BH, but time will tell. |
| Loss | Mooners | Dark Elf | 0-3 | 0-1 | 61K | 60K | 3 ko's were all I did this game, no injuries, no scoring, not a darn thing. I've heard of bad games, but isn't there also a thing such as good ones? When will this misery of coaching anti-violent, non-scoring players end? |
| Loss | Order of Nature | Wood Elves | 0-1 | 3-0 | 58K | 50K | Once again humiliation. #6 got pro, and I purchased another re-roll. This is getting very frustrating...I give them one more game to play well, then it's time to get drastic. |